Okay okay, maybe this ain't the best look in the middle of a pandemic. But hey, that could also mean you pull that one hiking stick out of the garage (or ski pole? who doesn't have a ski pole on them at all times??) to facilitate a socially distant tapping action.

Yo shirt nerds, it's your time to shine:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

*Chef's kiss*

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Q. What does it say on the front?
A. Nothing. That's where your face is. Say something, ya weirdo.